I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT
There
I was in Silithus, farming for money and sandlol when I turn to see a Mage
coming at me. I think "Hey, everyone else in the entirety of the universe is
simply here for my entertainment, this will be an easy fight" so I fall into
battle mode and take out my sword.
He uses AP/PoM and then fires a
Pyroblast at me. It hits for a small amount of damage, and I run up and start
fighting him. He keeps lobbing spells but I just keep on coming.
That's
when it happened.
My keyboard simply stopped responding for some reason.
No matter how many times I mashed the 2, 4 and 5 keys, nothing would happen. I
heard my beloved avatar groan and watched him fall to the ground. I noticed a
popup in the middle of the screen: "You have died."
I literally sat
there in shock for 40 minutes. Unmoving, unblinking... I don't think I even took
in a breath for almost an hour. I just sat there watching my ghost floating next
to the spirit healer. It had to have been an illusion. Surely that was just lag
or something. A World boss must have spawned behind me. It was the only
explanation. So, hands shaking I retrieved my corpse. I get back to farming and
about three hours later something peculiar happened.
My character
suddenly freezes and I can't do anything. not even turn. A form materializes
behind me: A ROGUE! EASY KILL! or so I thought. He hit me with Cheap Shot, and
so 12 seconds later when it wore off I was already at half health. Then he
popped Kidney shot which lasted a good 5 minutes. Once again, I had died. And
there was nothing i could have done.
At this point I got up and went
into the bathroom. I washed my face about 14 times and sat staring at my own
pale reflection in the mirror. I felt a prickling sensation behind my eyes, one
of absolute rage. I slammed my fists into the mirror and screamed like a little
girl. I charged back to my computer, hands spraying blood everywhere in my room.
I rez and look around. Nothing. Little %*%*@ must have run off. good.
So then, two hours of farming goes by when suddenly I hear the familiar
whoosh of a warrior charging at some poor sap.
EXCEPT I WAS THE SAP
he swung at me with his sword and I saw my character start to bleed. I
swung back but he parried it, then without warning i was DISARMED.
DIS
ARMED.
THAT MEANS I HAD NO WAY OF RETALIATING NO MATTER WHAT I
DID AND THERE WAS NOTHING I COULD DO TO STOP THIS WARRIOR FROM KILLING ME
WHY DO YOU @*%#ERS AT BLIZZARD ADD THIS %*## TO YOUR GAMES
HOW
IS BEING DISARMED FUN
MY @*%#ING HANDS ARE BLEEDING
YOU @*%#ING
IDIOTS COULDN'T DESIGN A GAME TO SAVE YOUR LIVES
HOW ARE THESE FIGMENTS
OF MY IMAGINATION BEATING ME IN MY UNIVERSE
WHY CAN MAGES DO TEN
THOUSAND DAMAGE BEFORE I CAN PRESS A BUTTON
WHY CAN ROGUES STUN ME FOR
80 YEARS
WHY CAN WARRIORS WEAR PLATE AND SWING SWORDS THAT DO ALMOST ALL
OF MY HEALTH WITH ONE AUTO ATTACK AND THEN CRIT ME WITH EXECUTE AND DELETE MY
ACCOUNT
THANK GOD WARHAMMER IS COMING OUT AND I WILL NEVER HAVE TO DEAL
WITH PVP IMBALANCES EVER AGAIN GOODBYE BLIZZARD IT WAS NICE KNOWING YOU OH WAIT
NO IT WASNT DIE BLIZZARD